ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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em-ily-e asked: Buzzfeed people, would you rather; fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck? :-)

buzzfeed:

As someone who owns a bird, if I ran in to a horse-sized this:

I would hug it like that boy who hugged the chicken. You know the one I’m talking about.

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

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5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

andimage

I really don’t know what I expected.

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